Mystery Science Theatre 3000: Satellite of Love Cocktail

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Satellite of Love Cocktail by Teresa Galus

Mystery Science Theatre 3000: Satellite of Love Cocktail

Prep Time

5 minutes

Cook Time



1 people

“In the not-too-distant past

Last Sunday A.D.

There was a guy named Anders

Not too different from you or me

He worked as a bartender every day

Just pushing cocktails, to pay his way

He did his job well with a gleeful face

But his bosses didn’t like him so they fired him from that place!”

This recipe is courtesy of The Cocktail Guide to the Galaxy by Andy Heidel. Copyright © 2017 by the author and reprinted with permission of St. Martin’s Griffin, an imprint of St. Martin’s Press, LLC. Illustrations made by Teresa Galus.

To read a full review of The Cocktail Guide to the Galaxy, click here!


  • 1 part Stoli Ohranj vodka
  • 1/2 part Shambord
  • 1/2 part pineapple juice
  • Splash of lemon juice


  • 1 Pour all the ingredients into a small glass filled with ice. Stir, then strain into two shot glasses.



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